Thursday, May 10, 2007

Cate Blanchett is going to die

While Ms Blanchett has never been someone you look at and think "ah, so THAT'S who ate all the pies", it's a little alarming to see that she has fallen foul of the starvation army currently marching through Hollywood. Don't believe me? Well here she is, 8 years ago as Susan Traherne in the London revival of Plenty:

and here she is, earlier this week at the Met Costume Institute Ball:

Terrifying, no? Her hair is clearly begging for some nutrients, her skin is no longer luminous but deathly pale and she looks like she's about 200 calories from death. That the Rachel Zoe inspired cult of scary and unhealthily thin could warp the minds of the young and impressionable Hollywood set is bad enough. That it has seemingly also broken the mind of the adult and intelligent Cate Blanchett is truly frightening. I hope she lives long enough to see the awards glory that will be showered upon her next year for The Golden Age though. The trailer gives me chills. Check it out for yourselves:


Sarah K said...

Apparently she's boning up (no pun intended) for a role as a cancer patient in "Cancer Vixen."

Anonymous said...

See this:

and see this:


'Cate Blanchett is going to die?" Who did write this garbage article?

harry said...

jess said...

er, yeah, the first thing I thought when I saw this was 'She's probably doing it for a role.'

J.D. Judge said...

That's not Cate!! It's a DEMON!!!!!!!! BURN IT!!!!!!! [crys]