I realise that I say this every month but I really can't believe how fast this year is going, nor that I have lost such interest in my life and thus in this blog. I'm attempting to bring back my joie de vivre though, so watch this space. 
What better way to celebrate Star Wars Day than with a naked man in wellies? 
It's a week late, but I keep losing interest in everything, including my blog. Which is a shame since this month's farmer is very pretty. 
I've been massively neglectful of my blog since the start of 2009. I just don't feel like I'm doing stuff interesting enough to blog about. Or maybe it's that I am doing interesting stuff, I just can't muster the energy to blog about it. I've been very blue since the whole Canada farrago and with a birthday on the horizon to remind me I ain't getting any younger, I've apparently descended into a state of bleh. So here's some naked farmer to take my mind off it. 
Wow it's already February. And since 2009 got off to such a sucky suckass beginning and it is currently snowing fit to beat the band, here's a little something to bring the sunshine in. 
So this year, my secret Santa bought to me another naked people calendar. This time, it's firemen. There was a website noted on the calendar, so I though "fantastic! I can do the same thing I did last year, only with firemen instead of farmers". Now, there's a sentence. But, I went to the website, only to find it doesn't exist. The farmers, though, are far more organised. So here it is. The naked farmer for January 2009. Enjoy. 
So here he is. 2008's naked farmer swansong. I feel a little bit sad that it's all over.
He's a little late. But I think he's worth the wait. I clearly lied in March when I said the best was now behind us.
Pinch punch, bitches! I won't bore you with more dull droning on about how I can't get my head around the speed 2008 is running at and statements of "holy crap it's already October". Instead, let's focus on the naked man. We've seen him before, as it's the guy on the cover, but they obviously thought he was hot enough to be featured twice. 
And who am I to argue?
I realise it's become a recurring theme on this blog of late but seriously, where IS this year going????? Where did the summer go? It's a madness I tells you. Anyway here's this month's naked farmer. Enjoy him.
No, I can't believe it's August either. So here's the pic of the farmer I am going to have adorning my desk for the next 31 days. The past couple of months seem to have demonstrated I did the calendar a disservice back in March when I announced it would all be downhill from there on in. What do we think?
I continue to be terrified at just how very fast 2008 is whipping by. Am I alone in that feeling? Today is the motherfucking midway point of the year! And yet it feels like January was only a moment away. Tomorrow is one whole year since I saw Suzanne Vega in concert and it feels like I went last week. It's madness. Madness, I tell you.
But anyway, on to the naked guy. Here is July's offering, which I am sure you will all agree is a big step up from June's. He's far easier on the eye, though as I warned everyone at the time, he's no Mr March.
I'm a little late with this one as June sort of snuck up on me. But yeah, I got nothing.
I surely cannot be the only one who is terrified by the speed at which 2008 is whipping by, can I? The other day I saw a TV Spot for Iron Man and thought "why are they starting the campaign for that movie SO ridiculously early?" before the "previews May 1, everywhere May 2" line at the end made me realise just how NOT early the ad was. Anyway. I digress and so without further ado, here's the Naked Farmer adorning my desk for the next 31 days: 
The hottest from the naked farming dozen on the calendar so it's only fair and right he's the man for my birthday month, wouldn't you say?
Here is the naked farmer for the month. To accompany him, here's another crazy, unfortunate but verified as true name:
Zenier Snowball Snowball.
January is so not a fun month. Today I, like gazillions of others, will be returning to work after the festive period. I also was at work 27th-28th December, but that doesn't really count. Now there's a long stretch of cold dark mornings and long dull workdays ahead. So to shed some light into that murk, here is January's naked farmer. 
I mentioned a few posts ago that I have a new job. I only started there in September. We did Secret Santa on Friday and this was what I got: 
I think it's safe to assume that in three months, they got to know me pretty well, no? So I thought I would share each naked farmer of 2008 with the blog at the start of their respective months. Prepare yourselves.
